| Celebrity news is all around us. | | | | frock. She was joined by Noisettes singer Shingai |
| X Factorirritants Jedward have apparently been | | | | Shoniwa, and Sabrina Washington, the one out of |
| asked by People for the Ethical Treatment of | | | | Mis-Teeq who was on I'm A Celebrity… Get Me |
| Animals – Peta to you and I – to pose in the | | | | Out Of Here! – well, one reality TV star out of |
| buff for a new ad campaign. "They didn't think | | | | two ain't bad. |
| twice," the inevitable unnamed source told the Daily | | | | And so we inevitably come to the current and |
| Mirror. Pass me that spoon, I've got some eyes need | | | | probably eternal Queen of Reality, Mrs/Miss/Ms |
| a-gouging. | | | | Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Kerl. It will comes as a surprise |
| Anyone remember Makosi? The Big Brother 6 "star" | | | | to precisely nobody to discover that Chezza's been |
| was out and about at a charity fundraiser for | | | | voted the best-dressed female celebrity by Glamour |
| Zimbabwe, wearing a retina-searing shocking pink | | | | magazine. |
