Our Fascination With Celebrities

Like our fascination in watching an ant (or the entirethink about the freedom of anonymity you have
anthill for that matter) squirm when we angle thenow, you can pick your nose in public if you want to,
magnifying glass just so at the sun, so too goes ouryou may get a few stares but 'the event' will not be
fascination with celebrity. As the latest installment ofrecorded and picked over (pun intended, Ha!) for time
American Idol shows, the average man just wants toimmemorial.
be acknowledged and what better way thanBut why are we so fascinated? Does our fascination
becoming a 'star'. A lot of us dream of it, very fewhelp us to feel better about ourselves? Or is it
of us attain it and for those lucky (or unluckysparked by envy? For whatever reasons celebrity
depending on your perspective) to be under thenews and gossip is big business and with the latest
magnifying glass of celebrity the rewards seem to benews being available at our fingertips everyone and
great.their grandmothers has a blog about one celebrity or
Not having ever been a celebrity myself, although Iother. Many of us readily denounce gossiping in our
am somewhat of a 'big cheese' in my home towndaily lives yet feed our guilty pleasure by logging on
(smugly buffs nails on shirt), I must say that being ato the latest 'most hated celebrity' blogs to see the
celebrity doesn't seem all bad. I would take thelatest snide comments about this or that person.
money and the gift bags and the free things andOur celebrities have become like that poor fried ant.
umm did I say money? ... Yeah, I would greatly enjoyWe feel superior as we sit at our desks and look
the perks of 'celebrityhood' (or is it celebritydom?)with pity or scorn at the latest young celebrity to
any day but how many of us could live up to thatend up in jail or forget their panties or fall flat on their
scrutiny?face drunk. But alas fame and celebrity are
To have your every move recorded, yoursynonymous and as Newton said for every action
relationships scrutinized, your smallest slip-up orthere is an equal and opposite reaction so too the
shortcoming discussed by millions (for those of usmoney and perks cause curiosity and the paparazzi.
with large families we already get a taste of this ...Now ... since it's been more than an hour since I
Thanks Mom!). Now I know some of you are thinkingchecked that blog, I'm now off to see what Britney
the money and perks would balance this out butis up to.