| It's long been asserted that if there's an aeroplane in | | | | kids and fluffy bunnies, but it was Stella who proved |
| the sky, it's probably got a female celebrity on it | | | | the real hit – possibly because she apparently |
| – and she's probably somehow looking | | | | brought a drum kit along. Stella's new mini-me |
| approximately 157 times less hassled than everyone | | | | collection is too cute. Our vote definitely oes to the |
| else on the flight. | | | | prowling leopard t-shirt for boys – just the thing |
| Take Victoria Beckham, for example. The pop | | | | to make the other yummy mummies jealous at the |
| fashion/whoknowswhat fembot hopped off a plane | | | | next play date. |
| in Finland to visit injured footballing hubby David, and | | | | Somebody most definitely not in London is Sandra |
| somehow looked like she'd not only never once set | | | | Bullock, who's followed her surprise Oscar nod with |
| foot in an artificially pressurised flying tube of | | | | an award-winning display of Acting Rather Coyly. |
| second-hand air and screaming children, but that even | | | | Having originally been slated to wow the crowds in a |
| if the plane had landed on the North Sea, she'd have | | | | posh frock (presumably) at the UK premiere of The |
| calmly walked to the shore without even staining her | | | | Blind Side, she's now pulled out due to "unforeseen |
| Louboutins with salt water. It's just not bloody fair. | | | | personal reasons". Rumour has it those "reasons" |
| Meanwhile in London, frequent jetsetters (and | | | | may or may not involve a philandering husband and |
| similarly perennially unruffled travellers) Kate Moss and | | | | an ungracious kiss-and-tell interview Stateside (we've |
| Stella McCartney busied themselves with a cute | | | | heard the words "tattoo model" bandied abou), but |
| parade of children and animals at the launch of the | | | | of course we couldn't possibly comment on such |
| latter's new Gap Kids range. Kate did her bit with the | | | | scandal. |
