Life in a Fish Bowl - The Downside of Stardom

I was at the hair stylist's the other day with time toOpen the gates, close the gates, safely at home
kill and gossip magazines in my lap. I got toPrivate time now, stay put, don't roam
wondering what it's like for the celebrities storied in,Someone's out there with a telephoto lens
and gracing the covers of, these magazines to haveGet off it guys, we're allowed to be with friends
no privacy; to be the subject of rumors andOh the price of fame
innuendo, well wishes and chastisement, head-shakingYes, some people are lame
and vicarious living.But the public is titillated by those
The rich and famous live in a fish bowl with littleWho make the music, the movies, the TV shows
privacy, except when nestled in their privateCelebrity doesn't give you freedom to be dumb
compounds. Are the glamour, toys, perks andAnd expect that your groupies stick around
connections that wealth and stardom provide,Yet, there's some license to be divergent from
enough. A poem was born.The public persona that you expound
Life in a Fish Bowl - The Downside of StardomAnd too, the public supports
What is it like to live life in a fish bowl?The guys and gals in sports
These celebs pay a price for fameWe watch them raptly on field or course
Red carpet, paparazzi, for every new roleAnd it hurts us when a spouse files for divorce
Us, People, The Soup; it's part of the gameAnd the impetus to get prescriptions
There's money and houses and Euro-vacancesOr drink to excess and go to rehab
A home in L.A. and the South of FranceOr losing weight or other predilections
They grace the covers of magazinesOh, what temptations for the fab
Some real dishing plus some faux scenesSome folks live their fantasies through
Being fan-rushed at award showsThe wild escapades of these relative few
Being crushed by camera menThis allows a craziness and intensity
One gets too close, gets a broken noseFor which regular Joes don't have propensity
Oh, the lives of Madonna and Sean PennYes, life in fish bowl has its merit
And reality TV has introduced the KardashiansThe glamor, the glitz, the cameras flashing
Which sounds like the Star Trek 'Cardassians'But few of the great icons inherit
We follow them; who they're with; where they goThe knack to keep their world from crashing
And tune in on-demand for a rerun of the showGenerally talent, sometimes good looks and often
And who's having babies and what number affairluck, launch actors, musicians and sports figures to
This is celebrity; it brings the good and the badthe heights of celebrity. Yet, sometimes even they
A media zoo, be forewarned, be ready, be awareneed to come down from the stars and live a regular
The money doesn't keep some from going madlife; at least for a while.