| Oh, their sun-tanned skin and six-pack abs. Those | | | | boyish leading man doesn't want his fans to know |
| tantalizing eyes that want to you come close at the | | | | that he is already a veteran when it comes to |
| same time run away. They will put you one hypnotic | | | | child-rearing. All of his sons have his name. |
| trance that all you can do is stare until your eyeballs | | | | You really cannot tell a person and what he does |
| go out of your face. They and only they have the | | | | when he is out of the limelight. This famous noontime |
| power to captivate even the most conservative and | | | | host lets people think that he is happy being alone. |
| church-going little ladies. | | | | But my cousin has a friend who has a cousin who |
| Do you know of this hunk who is seen in a local | | | | tells the cousin of the friend of my cousin that this |
| festival holding hands with a lesser known | | | | noontime host is seeing a very popular government |
| independent film actor? They thought nobody has | | | | official. She is very popular especially in the session |
| seen them but guess who was able to take them a | | | | rooms of the United Nations. Guess who this Philippine |
| picture? That would be me. When everyone was | | | | female top politician is. |
| looking at the street performances and street | | | | You see them all cute and clean on movies and on |
| parade, the hunk and the actor are taking their time | | | | TV but if you just know the real stories of these |
| holding each others' hands. You should see the | | | | men and somebody turn them into videos, you'll see |
| picture. | | | | that they are more exciting to watch than their |
| Another boyish leading man of famous Tagalog | | | | shows on TV and their movies. They are the |
| movies who is wooing his leading lady is actually hiding | | | | inventors of free Pinoy scandals and they are here |
| his 5 illegitimate sons from his 5 ex-girlfriends. This | | | | to sizzle your lonely days and nights. |